Thursday, February 28, 2008

We Dish on Axel!!!!

Arts_Girl: Hey, Rosa! It's great to see you!

Rosa: ...Thanks!

Arts_Girl: Well, let's cut straight to chase. Swedish tabloids have lately linked YOU with Axel. Is there any truth to this rumor?

Rosa: No! What idiot told you that?

Arts_Girl: Well, a certain person who happens to write My Name is Birger.

Rosa: Well, WHY did you listen to Birger? He doesn't know anything. The guy once tried to make best friends with a ferocious bear in a three ring circuis. That's a funny, story, actually. You see, Birger had just been dying for a cupcake that day, but...

Arts_Girl: Yes, well, I hate to be rude, but this interview is sort of your take on Axel, not on Birger's relationship with a bear.

Rosa: Oh right! Sorry.

Arts_Girl: So... tell us. Can you summarize Axel's entire personality in one word?

Rosa: Bossy.

Arts_Girl: Hrm, I don't think he'll appreciate that. That's bound to end up on his blog. But oh well! This is your show, not his. What does he enjoy?

Rosa: Hrm, that hard to say. All he ever does is obsess about capturing Randy, so I guess he likes to obsess. Even when we stop time traveling to rest, he doesn't do anything but work in that stupid lab in the CIA looking at a computer. He likes to be a know-it-all.

Arts_Girl: You heard it here first! Axel likes to obsess, work, be a know-it-all, and boss people around! Thanks Rosa!

Rosa: Thank you.

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