Arts_Girl: So Rosa, please tell... is it hard being a guy?
Rosa: ... Do you mean was it hard to be a guy... cuz I'm a girl now...
Arts_Girl: Ah. Yes, you know, that's what I meant...
Rosa: Well, let's see... you stank a lot more but I'm naturally a tomboy so it wasn't that hard.
Arts_Girl: ... Yeah, well, this interview has to be longer than that plus I didn't prepare any more questions (I woke up like a half an hour ago.)
Rosa: Hrm... well, I guess it was hard not to comment on a lot of the shoes they wore. I mean, come on! Buckles! What was that? The 1600s? Oh, yeah...
Arts_Girl: Yes, well, things were definitely last season back then.
Rosa: You can say that again. And what about the white hair? I mean, what a relief most of the guys on board the Kalmar Nyckel weren't rich enough to buy them! I mean what're you trying to say with a powdered wig? That you're old? You spilled confectioner sugar all over yourself that morning? It was gross.
Arts_Girl: Would you have given up your identity if someone had made you wear one of those wigs?
Rosa: DUH! I mean, wouldn't you?
Arts_Girl: I don't know, I've never been in one of those situations. But I don't know... wouldn't that put you in a bad position? Wasn't that like against the law or something?
Rosa: I dunno... probably. Yeah, well, living in a more liberal time period has definitely taken a toll on me. I don't know what I'd do if I had to live in a sexist, medieval world again.
Arts_Girl: I bet. So, what're you off to do now?
Rosa: Um... I don't really know. I guess I'm probably going off to some random time period to try (and most likely fail) to recapture Randy. You know? I'd really like to capture Randy in Paris. In the 1940s. That would be really cool.
Arts_Girl: Wow... jealousy... anyway, that's all the time we have for today! Thanks for coming on, Rosa!
Rosa: Thank you Arts_Girl!
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It's hard to be the only woman on a team of idiots, but Rosa pulls it off... somehow. Through thick and thin, Rosa always seems to make it through the day. With an epic past, there's lots to discover about Rosa. Let's see who's the real person disguised as a fabulous actress!
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Rosa was born into a poor family. When her sister died, her father became a drunk and left the family. Her mother tried her best to take care of the family, but soon fell ill and died. Rosa was on her own for a while. She lived on the streets and became a tough cookie, learning to care for herself and not let ANYONE get in the way of her dreams.
However, Rosa soon realized it was hard to make money at the time as a woman, so she disguised herself as Rudolf. No later than that, Axel discovered her on the streets and introduced her to life as a sailor. She sailed on the Kalmar Nyckel to the New World, where she met Randy and Birger. The four soon became "BFFs" (or something like that) and had many misadventures together before revealing her identity as a girl. Randy then revealed himself as a stalker, Birger revealed himself as secretly literate, and Axel revealed himself as a CIA agent from the future. Unfortunately, Randy got ahold of a time travel remote and became the most powerful stalker of all time. Now Rosa, Axel, and Birger are time travelers trying to stop Randy.
However, Rosa soon realized it was hard to make money at the time as a woman, so she disguised herself as Rudolf. No later than that, Axel discovered her on the streets and introduced her to life as a sailor. She sailed on the Kalmar Nyckel to the New World, where she met Randy and Birger. The four soon became "BFFs" (or something like that) and had many misadventures together before revealing her identity as a girl. Randy then revealed himself as a stalker, Birger revealed himself as secretly literate, and Axel revealed himself as a CIA agent from the future. Unfortunately, Randy got ahold of a time travel remote and became the most powerful stalker of all time. Now Rosa, Axel, and Birger are time travelers trying to stop Randy.
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- Hello! I am sarcastic and annoying and hate lots of people. I also like art and writing! If you want to leave, do so now. If you don't want to leave, leave anyway. Or you could stay! I don't really care! :O
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